Reality+Kids=Humor

Who needs medication when you are my children’s mom? Current conversation…
Braelyn: (watching Frozen) Mommy, can we go to the hand shop
Me: (thinking manicures) We can, when I get better but I just did your nails
Braelyn: (looking a bit too excited) And they are going to put powers in my hands!
Me: (trying to figure out what she is wanting I glimpse Elsa on tv shooting snowflakes out of her palms, I laugh) No, we can’t go get powers at a hand shop
Braelyn: (pouting) But, WHY???
Me: Because it is make believe
Braelyn: (frightful look upon her face) It will make me bleed??????? Before I could recover from a fit of painful laughter, I hear her exclaiming to her little sister that she asked if they could go get powers in their hands but she wasn’t going, when Brynlee asked why, Braelyn exclaimed “If you go to the hand shop, Mommy said they will make you bleed!” ‪#‎killingtheirdreams‬ ‪#‎makebelievemakemebleed‬ ‪#‎nomedicineneededatthishouse‬ ‪#‎frozentragedy‬ ‪#‎traumatizedmychild‬

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s